WW2 Radio Commercial

SUSIE Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam!(out of breath)
SAM What happen Susie? (concerned)
SUSIE There’s this girl named Jan Lue who has been in a lot of fights this school year, and now she’s trying to be a bully.(trying to catch her breath)
SAM What happen Susie? Did she do anything to you?
SUSIE The people in my group that sit at my table. NOW all of our lunch boxes are broken and the worse part is our food was ruined on the floor so we couldn’t even eat!
SAM This is madness! What did the teacher say?
SUSIE (crying) Jan claimed she told the teacher before but the teacher heard her late so she just did it! She knocked it down! She planed it I tell you! planed it!
SAM What did she plan? What did she say to teacher? Tell me Sue!
SUSIE She said (sniff) she said(sniff) she saw a roach on our table. (Whining) but she never said she would throw our lunch on the floor like an animal. NOW everyone at my table is upset and hungry with no more lunch boxes and no more lunch to eat.
SAM Wait a minute…a roach???
SUSIE (angry) a roach! But she didn’t get in trouble so I told my friends in my group, don’t be afraid! Im going to tell my dear ol’ Uncle Sam.
SAM (standing up rolling up one sleeve) And I’m gland you did!
Don’t worry and don’t be afraid, your Uncle Sam will be on his way!
Down to the school yard I will go. WILL WE TAKE THIS? The answers NO!
I will handle the teacher Sue then take you to the zoo.
I will take care of Jan Lue, for our family and your group too.
And when its all said and done, you will have lunch and Jan will have none.
And I’ll have strength to give you a dollar, and later we’ll act like we weren’t even bothered.